Everytime limpeh is in Penang, limpeh sipek kwai. Limpeh don’t smoke when limpeh eh Mammie and Daddie are around. Limpeh seldom go out. Limpeh like to spend quality time at home. Limpeh love to sleep. Limpeh eat too much. Limpeh practice abstinence. Limpeh don’t drink. Limpeh don’t do drugs. Limpeh fucking sober! Limpeh would try to play limpeh eh piano. Limpeh sipek kwai. Very unlike limpeh. Kanineh!
‘Limpeh’ is a foul Hokkien word which means me, myself and I, intoduced to me by pronaz recently. He was baffled that limpeh, being a Penangite, have never used the word before. (As you see, when limpeh was in Penang, limpeh sipek kwai ma... Limpeh don't swear wan...) So, to be a true Penangite, limpeh is over-using it right now.
*how many limpehs word-count in this blog…???*
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